My 25 Favorite Chocolate Quotes
July 10, 2015
Some people collect stamps, others collect baseballs, or multitudes of family photos. I, myself, collect quotes.
I've always loved quotes. I like that many people can relate to a good quote. To me, it's like listening to the radio - it's comforting knowing that somewhere in the world there's a handful of others listening in with me.
So, in celebration of my love for quotes, and my utter appreciation for chocolate...
I bring you a compilation of my 25 favorite chocolate quotes.
Enjoy!
“Nine out of ten people like chocolate, and the tenth person always lies.”
“Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.”
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
“Chocolate is the answer, and who cares what the question is.”
“The 12 step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate.”
“Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from trees – that makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad.”
“Strength is your capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands, and then eat just one of those pieces.”
“Men, coffee, and chocolate are all better rich.”
“Oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.”
“Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
“Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate once in a while.”
“The parenting skill I’m most proud of is being able to shove a whole chocolate bar into my mouth and then talk normally when my kid walks in.”
“Every time I say the word ‘diet’ I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”
“Why can’t I be comforted by carrots? Why does it have to be chocolate or wine?”
“When you’re sad, just remember that it’s the dementors fault and it’s perfectly fine to eat loads of chocolate.”
“I’d give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter!”
“Chocolate is made from beans. Coffee is made from beans. Beans are vegetables. Have you had your vegetables today?”
“Save the Earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate.”
“If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she snarls, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.”
“Warning – chocolate may make your clothes shrink!”
“Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen…”
“Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.” – Mr. Hershey
“The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare. Neither of whom knew chocolate.”
“Coffee and chocolate? The inventor of mochas should be sainted.”
Happy Friday, fellow chocolate lovers! 🙂
Photo: "self explaining addiction" by Procsilas Moscas is licensed under CC BY 2.0 / cropped from original
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