Chocolate University Online

Remember that fun excuse, “My dog ate my homework?”  Everyone knew it wasn’t true, yet it always made the rounds, year after year, at least in jest if not seriously…

Well, that excuse isn’t very good at Chocolate University Online.  Since your homework is chocolate, you’d better hope your dog doesn’t eat it!  We’d hate for you to get behind on your homework tending to a sick dog.

But now, as kids are heading back to school, perhaps there is a new excuse to consider, “My Husband Ate My Homework!“  You bet, when chocolate is around, someone is going to eat it.  And, as a student at CUO you’ll have chocolate lying around. 

To commemorate this grand excuse we’ve introduced the “My Husband Ate My Homework!” t-shirt.  You can find this in our chocolate store.  Look closely and you’ll also see you can get a “My Wife Ate My Homework!” t-shirt as well.  Maybe this t-shirt is even more accurate as the wife is actively prowling for chocolate.

Finally, though not so much an excuse, but a declaration, we have another t-shirt of similar style available.  It tells anyone coming near to, “Eat Your Own Homework!“  Leave your hands off mine.  Or maybe the same phrase expresses your excitement that you get to “Eat Your Own Homework!”  Whatever it means to you, share it with a fun t-shirt from Chocolate University Online.

Get any of these funs shirts for yourself or as gifts for any chocolate lovers.  You’ll find these shirts in our chocolate store.