Chocolate Zombie Bunny

April 15, 2011

As we're coming up fast on Easter you may be thinking about all that Easter candy you'll need to put in baskets and hide around the house.  Of course some of that candy is likely to chocolate bunnies.  Your children will expect the annual chance to bite off the bunny ears.

Perhaps you already know that your son or daughter is crazy about Zombies and will attack a defenseless chocolate bunny by not just eating its ears first, but by going straight for its brains.  Maybe it's time to play along and consider giving the bunny that fights back - a chocolate zombie bunny!

Who knew that the Zombie virus could attack the flesh of little chocolate rabbits.  Well now you do.  Let this little bad boy loose on your unsuspecting child, and it will be the perfect Easter Zombie attack.

This chocolate bunny is made of solid white chocolate, mostly colored green, except for its beady yellow eyes, the dripping red blood, and part of its exposed rib cage.  I guess even bunny zombies lose track of their own flesh.

Now instead of feeling sorry for the bunny whose head gets chomped first, you can encourage your child to stop the spread of the Zombies.  No stopping with a double-tap.  You can tell him to hold tight, open wide, and put this chocolate Easter bunny out of its misery in one swift cut of the teeth!  Chew and swallow.  Yum.

I have purchased other silly things from ThinkGeek in the past.  When I saw their Chocolate Zombie Bunny April Fool's gag I couldn't resist posting.  Due to popularity, they've been out of stock but should have a new supply available sometime today (April 15, 2011).

Jeffrey Kirk
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